8/11/2004 08:34:00 AM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|He watched the burning bridges. He closed the door. He shuttered the windows. And lay on the floor. "Nevermore," cried the raven, "Nevermore." "You got that right," he smiled, "Four 'oh four."|W|P|109114800808374690|W|P|404.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/09/2004 05:06:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P| © graceshu. |W|P|109212887943579452|W|P|OMG! Bikerz! ©|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/09/2004 05:05:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|
This weekend I was with my daddy. We went to see my cousin Sonia at her sports day. It was fun. I ran all over the stadium and Daddy was very grumpy because he didn't have any cigarettes, coffee or breakfast. After that we went to the swimming pool. Daddy was reading Umberto Eco. It is a very thick book. I am not allowed to touch it because I always tear the pages in Daddy's books. After that I was very hungry. On Sunday we spent more time at the swimming pool. I made many new friends. Daddy also made a new friend. She lives upstairs from Daddy. She wears glasses. Daddy was talking to her in the pool and didn't want to play ball with me. Mummy cooked some spicy curry chicken which she gave to Daddy. Daddy liked it very much. Daddy farted more than I did. It was too hot for me, so Daddy gave me some beer. I liked this weekend. No one shouted.
|W|P|109212873410409630|W|P|My Weekend with Daddy by Richard aged 2½.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/06/2004 05:03:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P||W|P|109212866545207882|W|P|Girl Friday.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/06/2004 05:00:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|
I just rolled back in after lunch with the Parental Units at their place. Whilst sitting down for lunch, the Father unit was relating to me his experience just that morning about his quarterly medical test at a Government owned health facility. He was asked by the nurse to provide a urine specimen. After filling up the bottle, he walked up to the nurse to hand in his specimen, fully expecting her to take it from him and perform the tests required. He was very surprised when she told him to wait there, and she came back with a test stick, dipped into the bottle, and took the reading. He was then very curtly told to go wash the specimen bottle in the sink and bring it back. I might be wrong, but I was given to understand that body fluids are not supposed to be dumped into a sink located in a public area in a hospital. I was horrified at hearing this, and asked the Father Unit what he thought about it. He just shrugged his shoulders and said it was probably because the nurse was from a different religion to his. I bristled at the thought of someone discriminating against the Father Unit on the basis of religion. He told me that his particular case wasn't isolated. He has seen many nurses in the hospitals neglecting or reluctantly treating patients, especially male patients, more so when the male patients are of a differing religion. They refuse to touch the patients, or if they have to, they use forceps and other things so that there is no actual physical contact between them and the patient. And here I was thinking that nursing was one of the 'noble' professions, which involved caring for others above self. How can you expect to care for a patient if you don't want to touch them? Isn't touch one of the 5 senses that medical professionals use to diagnose and treat a patient? This reminds me of the case some years ago when a doctor refused to touch a patient, and instead used a pencil to touch the skin of the patient. Such people cannot, and should, even consider going into the medical profession.
|W|P|109212847924763538|W|P|Noli Me Tangere.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/06/2004 04:55:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|
I was first exposed to to computers at the age of 15, when my dad got me a Sharp computer. I can't remember the exact model number now, but it looked like a HP calculator on steroids. It had a single line LCD display, and 1 kilobyte of memory. It functioned a lot like the HP scientific calculator I currently had, except that it had a cassette tape interface. Every line of a program had to entered into the machine using a small QWERTY keypad. It was fairly good for what it was, in that it gave me an understanding on programming languages, and taught me the miseries of debugging a program. I used it in school for Add Maths, and it was extremely useful, until one day the Maths Master saw me using it, and asked me to show him some of the functions. After seeing a few of the capabilities of the computer, he took it away, and told me that everytime I went into his class, I was to surrender it to him for the duration of the class. In college, I reverted to using a Casio fx350. It was lighter and didn't consume batteries like a sailor drinking whiskey on shore leave. At this time, the computer to have was an Apple II. Or if you couldn't afford the real deal, a clone made by Pineapple computers with a mono screen was the way to go. If you were super rich, you'd get the CGA display, and twin 360kb FDDs. One trick we used to have, because the floppies were single sided, was to punch out a tab from the opposite side and flip the floppy over to double the storage space. We played Castle Wolfenstein ("Schweinhunde!") and Ultima and Zork. Mine came with an 80 column Epson printer. Black and white 9 pin dot matrix. Laser printers were newly invented, extremely expensive (US$7K in eighties dollars), and strictly the provenance of corporate offices. In university, I was exposed to mainframes and Unix for the first time. We were given accounts, and we had to enter our programs, work, whatever into data terminals. The sysadmins behaved, and were treated, like gods. We spent many nights in the Computer Lab building, crunching numbers, attempting hacks and eating copious amounts of pizza. Data was stored on tape drives, and came on giant reels. We also had a few hard drives, which came in casings the size of filing cabinets, and required a room all to themselves, because when they were running they made a noise reminiscent of 747s taking off. One particular evening, one of the admins managed to find a doorway into the mainframe of a very large corporation. I'm not revealing the name of the corporation, for legal reasons. To celebrate, the said admin started opening six packs, in direct contravention of campus regulations. The highlight of the evening came when the admin puked all over the server when he was dancing on top of it, naked. I have photos of this somewhere...
|W|P|109212819133949661|W|P|Crunching Numbers.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/05/2004 01:26:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|
I said what I had to say. I did what I had to do. I wished it could have all turned out differently, but it can't. Some things are just meant to be the way they are and nothing will ever change that. Mistakes, regrets, recriminations. And thus we shuffle on in this mortal coil. As opposed to shuffling off it, which usually tends to only make undertakers and mortal enemies very happy. We sometimes rush headlong into things without any thought of the consequences. A large portion of my life was lived in this manner, resulting in much beating of chests and tearing of hair, not too mention a couple of appearances in court and 3 hospital stays.I have managed to survive thus far, turning into a balding biker who regularly spews Shakespeare and smokes 2 packs and etc., doing things that aren't necessarily good for me but doing it anyway because life is too short. (There was another sentence after this, but in the interests of saving myself some embarrasment, I'm not going to repeat it.) As for the other. Well, it is what it is. We shall see. I was evil.
|W|P|109168362899438494|W|P|Eternity.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com8/02/2004 02:04:00 PM|W|P|Desmodromic|W|P|
We went racing on the Sunday. And we're no longer having fun. At least we managed to stay upright. My back hurts. My legs hurt. My knee is frozen again. The bike is getting too heavy. Fuck this for a game of marbles. A big up to Jazzman for coming along and helping. Someone gimme a lighter, faster bike.
|W|P|109168589042103912|W|P|It's not fun anymore.|W|P|Desmosedici@gmail.com