This is something from my past.
Someone, who shall remain unnamed, happened to own a 1965 Aston Martin DB5. And at the time was dating a very blonde, very good looking young lady, who happened to work for a famous company in Britain. They were driving in his Aston down the highway one fine summer day, and he decided it would be a good idea for him to get a blowjob from her. Whilst he was driving. Down the highway. At 100 mph.
Needless to say, the young lady was sporting enough to grant his request, and was soon merrily bobbing her head up and down his lap. Now, for those of you who don't know much about vintage sports cars, please note this. The Aston was built in 1965, which basically meant no power steering, no power brakes, no power anything. You had to do everything using brute force. In addition to this, vintage cars with the Aston's tire requirements did not come with radial tyres.
If you know anything about tyres, you will know that radial tyres are far superior to cross ply tyres in terms of puncture resistance.
So, at 100 mph, with his fly open, and a young lady sucking on his penis for all she was worth, the Aston's cross ply front tyre decides it has had enough, and proceeds to blow out. Explosively. With an extremely loud bang. Which caused said young lady to clamp down hard with her teeth on said penis. And then resulted in the Aston leaving the highway very quickly, breaking through the barrier fencing, and ending up in a field.
As the car rolled to a stop, with 2 very ashen faced occupants, the driver hastily looks at his equipment to determine if damage control procedures are required. Which they thankfully aren't. He then turns to the young, blonde, lovely passenger, and notices blood coming from her lips. Which makes him panic and look downwards to his equipment again.
So he asks if she's ok, and she said she's fine, just bit her lip when she was on the upstroke as the car left the road. And she then remarks, oh, by the way, you came, and spits it out on the dashboard. The Conolly leather covered dashboard.
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